Saturday, March 29, 2008

Lights on for prosperity!

Today is some form of global warming protest crap called Earth Hour. The idea is the liberal kooks turn off their lights from 8pm to 9pm their time.

In counter protest several people (including myself) have elected to turn EVERYTHING on.

25 100 Watt light bulbs
5 computers
2 televisions
2 dvd players
2 vcrs
Heater (it’s cold outside)
2 floor fans
3 cars idling
oven cooking dinner
and 500 Christmas lights (still haven't taken them down)

And a wife that now thinks I’m insane.

Unfortunately I couldn't run the lawn mower because if you let go of the handle it turns off. Was too lazy to duct tape the safety bar closed.

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